Should you stumble upon this site by accident, God forbid, this site is dedicated to the misadventures of myself and a bunch of characters that live in the twilight world that is Coleshill, West Midlands. Personally, I am a bit of a sad case that still lives at home and this web site is a result of my deranged cravings to publicly humiliate any or all of my friends (well not for much longer anyhow). Anyway, the site has been up now for some time now and it's time to fill you in on my sad life and Peter's hair loss problem. (which doesn't exist according to him)

My hobbies/interests include:
1. Drinking Beer/Real Ale...although I'm not in Camra (yet) I did grow a beard once though.
2. Drinking Scotch (Cardhu preferred) but anything that burns your guts up will do.
3. Trying not to smoke (don't ever start...you'll regret it)...all thanx goes to Mr Cottom
4. Talking cobblers after 4 pints on a Friday night
5. Denying any knowledge of it the next day
6. Moaning (at work mainly)
7. Star Trek (Yes, I know sad b**tard....but I keep it to myself) and I don't dress up either
8. Stick Insects (delicious)
9. Ranting at our weekly pub quiz session (staking my life savings on some trivial point etc etc)
10. Losing my life savings on some trivial point
11. Denying any knowledge of it the next day (Very handy)
12. Losing friends faster than I make them (Look it's not easy being 36)
13. My bedside bottom draw
14. Peter's foreign video's
15. Getting my car repaired and/or fixed (bloody thing)

Your Top Ten Favourite Drunken Episodes
1. Look Frank you know I've got speelings for you
2. Burning the Toast Incident
3. Peter in the Bavarian hat with his trousers round his ankles being cautioned by the police (and laughing)
4. Peter having his head flushed down the toilet
5. Keith dancing like a monkey to Animal House and me wetting myself laughing
6. Peter stirring curry vomit down the sink with his fingers and then walking the stains down the new hall wallpaper with his hands
7. Peter crawling through dogshit then leaving the front door open all night
8. Paul driving to the Griffin every third Sunday
9. Me being sick over the taxi drivers arm on my 30th birthday
10. Nicky wetting the bed after a good session
11. Darren wetting the floor after every session

Beanheads Bookmarks
1. http://www.slashdot.org/
News for nerds
2. http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert/
Dilbert Website. Great Office Humour
3. http://www.sendit.com/
Good for Video's and DVD's. Fast Service
4. http://www.rottencotton.com/
Some good T-shirts on here
5. http://www.theakstons.co.uk/
MMmm Old Perculiar
6. http://www.corrie.net/
Yes I'm a sad soap fan
7. http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mark.watson/
All you need to know on Stick Insects
8. http://www.treknews.com/deltablues/seasons.html
Voyager Website. Make it so!
9. http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/
Cool Stuff
10. http://www.dfrc.nasa.gov/
Nigel Stuff
11. http://www.p45.net/
Good Jokes
12. http://www.beat*ones.com/
Nuff Said! Actually this quality site doesn't exist anymore. Thanks to me... Ho Ho
13. http://liftoff.msfc.nasa.gov/RealTime/JTrack/3D/JTrack3D.html
Satelitte Tracking

Is there a point to any of this rubbish!
That's my life you're talking about!
Right then, let's list the usual suspects
Me, Little Adi (small in size, big on opinions)
Peter Arnold a.k.a. Punchinello a.k.a. Ars**le
Sproggie (uuurrgghgh Ms Jones)...I'll get you butler! etc etc
Keith (who?) Ellen
Paul, Arrr Ellen (stand upwind from this geezer)
The Man With No Name (ah, go on, go on, you'll have a small sherry now won't you)
Vicky (honest, I've been a very naughty boy and I need to be punished)
Raff (I'll see you later...yeah right)
Bollox (That girl in Derby really does fancy me)...I think I'll move there!
Mike (I'm not uptight about Football, it's just a game really)
Jimmy Reading (I'm too sexy for my friends)

Keith Ellen. Mission Incredible
A day in the life of...

Would Madam prefer a larger portion with that
Ooh! Dolly you give me the horn