Sproggie would like to hear from any women whatsover (any shape or size considered) except if your name is Hayley, that are open to a good time and/or marriage. I can't let Napolean get the upper hand on me goddamit!

Should have come with us Sir, plenty to go about Sir....Ooohh Ms Jones...Mmmm Betty the cat's done a whoopsie in my Brylcreem... I'll get you Butler etc etc

Mail me on: graham@cooljools.fsnet.co.uk

Yer Gotta Make The Most of Saturdays
Especially if you spent all of Friday Night watching Arnold cavort like a retarded babbon

I've got a good idea, let's all go up Brum clubbing, then on the way back we can stop for a quick curry, drop the naan bread off at Keith's house, then back to that mad american woman's house for a few nightcaps.
Yeah that sounds like a great plan for a whole day in bed with a head that feels like Arnold's old sock draw.
Black, Black, We crawl on our hands and knees through the Dogsh*t. What's for dinner mother, pins on toast. They wait for us in the forest.